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Worker bees is two busy worrynig about payday too care about spelling
Times are tough and so is spelling
These are tough economic times and lots of people are struggling with spelling — I mean, money. At Personal Money Store, we understand the kind of financial pressure that pushes so many people to type things like “personel loans” and “personnel loans” into their Google search bars when what they really need so badly are good personal loans.
You’ve come to the right place for a personel loan
To answer your question: Yes, we would love to help you find a personel loan on the best terms available. You can apply right now for up to $1500. Money can be deposited to your bank account in as little as two hours. There’s no credit check, no need to fax anything, and the whole process is quick, easy, and hassle-free.
If you’re in a hurry – and at Personal Money Store, we always assume that you are – you should skip to the bottom of this page right now and fill out our simple online application. The minute you do that, we’ll get to work looking for the best personel loan available – and we’ll do it very quickly.
But, can we talk?
I want to talk about something else. It concerns you, so if you can spare a minute, keep reading. If not, maybe you could apply for a personel loan right now and come back to this page in just a few minutes, when your money worries are safely behind you. Seriously, when you apply for a personel loan at Personal Money Store, you’ll know right away whether your request is approved and then you can get back to pollinating or making honey or whatever kind of work it is that keeps you so busy.
“Personel loans” is close enough to phonetic
The thing I want to talk about is this: Does the art of writing words with the proper letters according to standard usage really matter?
Research — I don’t know whose; I picked this tidbit up from a hasty Google search myself — has determined that 75% of English words can be spelled phonetically. Taking into consideration the financial duress you’re working under, “personel loans,” at least when typed into a Google search bar, is a near-phonetic spelling for “personal loans.”
There are only one way for spelling “bee”
The important letters are in the right places
Moreover, according to research conducted at the University of Cambridge, it doesn’t matter what order the letters of a word are in, the only important thing is that the first and last letters are in the right places. Orthographically speaking, your request for a “personel loan” meets the standards of this venerable university, famed for its scholarship and magnificent architecture.
“Personel loans” meets modern literacy standards
More impressive still, according to Wikipedia, typing “personel loans” when you’re looking for personal loans satisfies the modern definition of literacy, which is simply the ability to read and write at a level adequate for communication. Although it lacks architecture, Wikipedia is at least as big as the University of Cambridge — in fact, it’s a free-content, multilingual encyclopedia written collaboratively by contributors, every one of whom is literate, from around the world.
On the authority of Wikipedia, we are communicating about your request for a personel loan. To reiterate: You type “personel loans” and Personal Money Store, being the literate and orthographically-concerned company that it is, knows beyond reasonable doubt that you want a quick personal loan until payday.
Spell checkers are marked by unreasoned thinking
The only relevant authority I’m aware of which does not support your request for a personel loan is my spell checker. Every time I type the word in question, my checker underlines it in red and suggests that I change it to “personnel” or “personal.” But, as some poetaster named Martha Snow proved, spell checkers are stoop id:
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It’s rare lea ever wrong.Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It’s letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
So, yes
Personal Money Store would be happy to help you with your search for personel loans. We’ll save you a lot of time and hassle. There’s no reason to incur late fees or risk overdraft charges when it’s so easy to let us help find the loan you need. Actually, so long as you get the “p” and the “l” in the right places, we’re happy to help you find a presonel loan, a persanol loan, a pernonsel loan, a psreonel loan, a peernnosl loan, a panosrel loan, a penosrel loan, a pennosrel loan, a pnosreal loan, a ponnsreel loan, a peersnol loan, a personal loan . . .
