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When you find yourself in need of Cash Till Payday, where do you look for it? In your couch cushions? In the front seat of your car? Or do you take more proactive measures to ensure that when it comes to till, you know exactly what you need.
However, if you spell “Cash Till Payday,” where “Till” is supposed to signify “until,” then I must ask you to complete this little test before proceeding with your Cash “Till” Payday application.
Please wait until I say “BEGIN!” before starting this all-important quiz. Fingers away from the keyboard, eyes on the screen… and… BEGIN!
Question 1 of 1 (that’s all!)
If you need money to help with a short-term budget problem, which kind of “till” do you need?
A) Till, the unsorted glacial sediment
B) Till, as in Emmett Louis “Bobo” Till
C) Cash Till Payday, where “Till” suggests the drawer of a cash register
D) All of the above
E) Martin Eakes, President of the Center For Responsible Lending
Still unsure of the answer? This is an open-book test, you know!
Yes, this is a Katamari Damacy. It's from a video game. This is it in cake form.
Let’s examine our options, shall we? Till in the dirt sense is indeed unsorted glacial sediment, as choice “A” indicates. Till in this case is actually a general term that refers to any “coarsely graded and extremely heterogeneous sediments of glacial origin,” says Wikipedia. This dirt and sediment comes directly from glaciers that do a drive-by on your favorite fjord. You’ll find clay, sand, gravel and lots of boulders there. Interestingly, clay in till may clump together to form till balls. If a till ball rolls around in a stream, it may pick up rocks from the stream bed and become an armored till ball. Not as happy as a Katamari Damacy, but more useful in the real world.
Emmett Till?
Per Wikipedia,
Emmett Louis “Bobo” Till (July 25, 1941 – August 28, 1955) was an African American boy from Chicago, Illinois, who was murdered at the age of 14 in Money, Mississippi, a small town in the state’s Delta region, for flirting with a white woman. The murder of Emmett Till was noted as one of the leading events that motivated the American Civil Rights Movement.The main suspects were acquitted, but later admitted to committing the crime.
Clearly this was a hate crime that blots the pages of American history. It should never be forgotten so that we do not repeat the past, but we all know that this Till won’t get you Cash Till Payday.
A cash register?
Originating in the United Kingdom, this use of the world “Till” describes a small compartment, shelf or tray that sits inside a larger chest or container (sometimes a blanket) used to separate items like paper money, coins and other valuables. This looks like a good answer here, but please – PLEASE – do not go after any old till, like when they’re changing cashiers at Wal-Mart. That would be illegal. Come to us for Cash Till Payday and we will steer you right… quickly, conveniently and in a thoroughly legal manner!
All of the above?
So you think that dirt, a child and a cash register drawer are the same thing? Try again, please. And don’t choose this answer next time!
Martin Eakes, President of the Center For Responsible Lending?
No, but if you know anything about him and his organization, we invite you to prove his random theories wrong by applying for Cash Till Payday with us today!
Open the till and see what you get:
- Cash Till Payday is PRIVATE – We handle your personal information discreetly and don’t make credit marks!
- Cash Till Payday SAVES YOUR CREDIT – Late bills hurt. Paying them with cash till payday feels great!
- Cash Till Payday offers DIRECT DEPOSIT – Just like sliding the till back into the cash register, we put your money in your checking account within two hours (if you’re approved for a loan in our easy process!)
- Cash Till Payday feels nicer than OVERDRAFT – Your name is mud if you play this these. Get cash till payday!
- Cash Till Payday is FAX-FREE – Martin Eakes loves fax machines. That’s enough reason not to use them!
- Cash Till Payday has INSTALLMENT PLANS – As cash settles into a register over the course of a day, you can repay your cash till payday loan over time!
- Cash Till Payday is CONVENIENT – Apply in minutes, see if you’re approved in second, money in an hour or two!
- Cash Till Payday offers INSTANT APPROVAL – Instant cha-ching is gonna get you!
