Your Money Lender Has Delicious Cookies
But not the kind you dunk in milk
Ever wished you could spend the vast majority of your days in a place where everybody knows your name? There’s an assuring sense of belonging that comes from such a close-knit social network. Sure, online services like Facebook and Twitter attempt to link people up into meaningful online interactions, but it simply isn’t the same as good old flesh and blood meet-ups.
Oh, notice I didn’t mention MySpace? There’s good reason for that. Do you think I’d send a good customer like yourself to a ghetto? No way!
But, but… this isn’t flesh and blood. It’s a Web site
Right you are, you’ve got me there. You’re here because you’re looking for a money lender, and you want to know if we’re right for you. It’s at this point that I bring out the delicious cookies, because the smell of baked goods always puts people at ease. It’s a small, good thing. And the cookies here are actually browser cookies, which make it easier and more convenient for you when you come back to our site. Something to be said when everybody knows your name.
And we keep the goods in-house
We promise you won’t need to remind us who you are when you return to your account, and we promise we won’t give your name to any passing Nancy with her Pepperidge Farm charms. We cannot be bought with cookies or anything else when it comes to protecting your sensitive information. We pledge this as your money lender.
But the cookies got me all ahead of myself. Why are we the money lender for you?
Mmmmmm
We’ve all looked for money lenders on occasion. Some little emergency comes up, and you need a boost to get you through that financial emergency until your next paycheck gets you back on your feet. Credit cards are OK if you pay them off right away. Otherwise, revolving interest is a killer that will make you want to toss your cookies.
Payday loans, on the other hand, are a very tasty option. Apply and you just might find a cookie snack on your plate ranging from $100 to $1,500. They’re roundly convenient that way, and the qualifications to get your hands on these cookies aren’t too heavy. Just the basics, snack-lover: identification, proof of current employment, bank account info for cookie storage – that’s about it.
The time it takes to apply here is minimal. In just a few minutes, you can apply and almost instantly discover whether we have a lender on the line who can help you. It’s hassle-free! Typically, faxing or a credit check is unnecessary. That’s great for those of us who don’t have one of those old cakes or credit that’s flatter than a pancake.
And as far as the credit history thing goes, who wants more information on your report than is necessary? It should be your business only. With one less inquiry made into your credit history, your FICO score generally will look a bit tastier.
Come back for seconds if you like it gooey good
What do you get when you eat our tasty cookies? Upon approval for a loan, the method of delivery couldn’t be simpler. Within two hours, you may receive the funds in your bank account via direct deposit! Just think of it – from the comfort of home, apply with your money lender in minutes. Find out fast if you’re approved, then we feed your bank account’s inner cookie monster in less than two hours. Good, good, good!
Finally, the repayment terms of your loan (which typically comes due within about two weeks) are reasonable, clear and easy to follow. If you find that you can’t make a two-week loan, sink your teeth into one of our installment loan options. Pounce on this like a hungry cat, people. Your money lender awaits you!
We bake a tasty cookie
- Your Money Lender serves DIRECT DEPOSIT – Easy, easy, easy!
- Your Money Lender TASTES BETTER THAN OVERDRAFT – Ain’t that the truth.
- Your Money Lender is FAX-FREE – Typically, there’s no need. More cookie time for you!
- Your Money Lender is PRIVATE – Like to have cookies without telling everyone? Sure, who doesn’t?
- Your Money Lender has INSTALLMENT PLANS – Even more goodness in your mouth!
- Your Money Lender is CONVENIENT – We’ve got the batter, cookie sheet and stove. Any questions?
- Your Money Lender SAVES YOUR CREDIT – Keep it good and tasty with short-term budget richness!
- Your Money Lender dishes INSTANT APPROVAL – We wouldn’t be the best money lender if we didn’t!
Apply here for your payday loan or installment loan. You’ll never forget how good this money lender tastes!
