Does Illinois earthquake portend coming of Blago, or Mothra?

A 3.8 register Illinois earthquake woke the people of Chicagoland at 4 a.m. this morning. This doesn't happen to them every day, apparently.

Blagojevich Ousted | Breaking News from Fast Payday Loans Source

Fast Payday Loans and Breaking News: Illinois Senate votes unanimously to kick Rod Blagojevich off the state payroll, permanently.
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Rod Blagojevich May Not Be Able To Get Payday Loans

Read about the Illinois Governor's Impeachment and how he might not be able to APPLY for a PAYDAY LOAN to cover is bills this month.