The bank manager leads the attack

There’s a war raging all around me. Most of it is money based. Will a payday loan help? I have searched everywhere and this looks like the best bet. The guys in the office all use it and swear blind that it’s the ultimate solution to an empty pocket. I was already thinking about prying an ATM loose and taking it home. I will try the payday loan system.

Leading the onslaught is my bank manager. He is constantly threatening to cut me off, whatever that means. What, from my overdraft? He wouldn’t dare! How will he explain this to his boss? So I live on an overdraft– I’m used to it and it doesn’t bother me anymore. I don’t understand why the bank manager is permanently hysterical.

My boss is in the front line too

Whenever I close my eyes, I picture the angry face of my boss. Not the general manager of the company but the head of the engineering department. He is only midway up the ladder, but he is still my boss. I guess he hates me because he feels threatened by the fact that I am the best engineer in the business and the fact that I am continually borrowing from the petty cash box.  I pay back the small loans regularly and it’s usually only on Fridays that I ask for a little something to get me through the weekend. Do you know what a game of golf costs these days?

In my opinion the petty cash box does a sterling job. It is there to be used and I make sure of that. How would you like to manage a library and hate the people who borrowed the books? Same thing, right?

Mother-in-law is the company back-up

My mother-in-law doesn’t like me. It’s mainly because I married her daughter and fathered her 3 gorgeous grandchildren but it’s also because I borrowed from her to buy the new car and I am a little slow in paying her back. She really gets to me and I have made up my mind to apply for a payday loan and get her off my back. Next month, for sure…

The rest of the battalion

There are a whole slew of guys out there crying for my blood and it’s all about money. I was at the lotto kiosk when Fred from up the street walked up. I suggested we split a ticket and he agreed. We bought one, we never won and now he wants my half. Okay Fred, I will cough up one of these days or perhaps I’ll pay for your half on another ticket sometime.

The vicar says I haven’t contributed to the New Roof Fund. I designed the new roof over the church for no fee and now he wants a contribution? Okay vicar, as soon as I can I’ll come over and see how the roof is coming along.

I surrender! Where do I apply for a Payday Loan?

My mind is made up. I am looking for a life of peace and serenity without phone calls and nasty letters. If I use the payday loan money carefully, will everyone please leave me alone?