Plaxico Burress Indicted, Vick Reinstated | Justice?

Have an illegal gun, kill some dogs
Both of these things are problematic. Both of these things are illegal. But the latest NFL indictment – this time for former New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress – has got me thinking about the Michael Vick reinstatement into the NFL, as well [...]

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Monday, August 3rd, 2009 by
Steven Tarlow

PETA Obama Fly Conspiracy Proves Stalinist Tendencies

“King Kong Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me!”
In case you missed it, President Obama has swatted a fly. And PETA, ever the grandstanding political ghoul, has called him on it. Mr. President, if the economic recession has made casualties of No-Pest strips and fly swatters, I will contribute online loans for [...]

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"It tasks me. It tasks me..."
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 by
Steven Tarlow