I’ll start the bidding . . .

All interested bidders should have at least a few hundred thousand dollars to start the bid (admittedly more than your average payday loan), since Mr. Blagojevich indicates that he “can drive a hard bargain,” and that if he does not get what he wants for the seat, then he will simply “take the Senate seat” for himself. He states that a Senate seat, “Is a valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing.”

Call her Senator Patti Blagojevich

A little short on cash, even after getting that payday loan? Don’t shy away just yet, because Governor Blagojevich just might be interested in alternative benefits for himself and his wife Patti. Since he has been rather vague as to what his other interests might be, you could just throw in some broad negotiation terms such as, “Mr. Blagojevich, should you offer me this Senate seat I vow to always keep your best interests in mind.” A little cash from www.personalmoneystore.com, coupled with this broad language, just might have your friends and neighbors calling you “Senator.”

Going . . . going . . . gone!

Don’t wait. Grab that payday loan and start bidding now as this Senate seat will not be available for very long. U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald was just quoted as saying, “The Senate seat, as recently as days ago, seemed to be on the verge of being auctioned off.”

If anything bad should ever come your way, don’t even sweat it as I hear the latest courtroom apparel is a light blue jogging suit!