South Park has created an empire of toilet humor. Image from Flickr.

Fourteen seasons ago, we were introduced to some foul-mouthed elementary school kids in South Park, Colorado. Since those initial videos that were some of the first viral internet hits, South Park has become an empire of mature humor for Comedy Central. Tonight at 10 p.m. Pacific time, as the premier of season 14, South Park is going to take on the Tiger Woods scandal, complete with appearances from other “famous sex addicts.” While the exact storyline is carefully guarded, I wouldn’t be surprised if South Park featured celebrities taking out no credit check payday loans to visit prostitutes, and that will probably be just the first five minutes.

The controversy of South Park

South Park is known for its rough-around-the edges approach. While there is very heavy satire and social commentary in the scripts, it is usually approached with an excess of profanity and toilet humor. This approach has had the dual result of making the show very popular and very controversial.

South Park’s willingness to lampoon just about any topic adds to the controversy. Comedy Central itself has only censored one South Park episode, though every show carries a heavy “for mature audiences only” rating, and a late-night time slot intended to help ensure the young ones are in bed. So consider yourself warned before you watch the clip below.

Watch the South Park premier preview

South Park’s history of satire

Since the very beginning in 1992 — before “South Park” was even a show — the “South Park” characters and creators have a long history of satire. The creators started by taking on Frosty the Snowman and haven’t stopped since. In the 195 episodes that have been broadcast thus far, they have taken on just about everything – musical groups, religious figures, magicians, celebrities, political policy, payday lenders, video game crazes, popular TV series and more. The combination of dark humor and satire has earned South Park consistently high ratings for basic cable shows.

South Park Season 14

The unique production process that South Park uses means that episodes take as little as three to four days to produce. This means that South Park is able to quickly satirize current events in ways that most non-news television shows are not able to.

This also means, however, that scripts are not written until one week before episodes air. That means that South Park Season 14 is sure to provide the kind of laughs and satire that we all expect – but which topics are anyone’s guess. Tonight’s premier appears to be poised to take on Tiger Woods, sex addiction and perhaps sex education in schools. As with every South Park season thus far, this should prove to be a controversial, funny and entirely topical run of episodes with the four boys from South Park, Colorado.

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New Year’s Eve is always a special day, but this year it is extra special. We’ve all heard the phrase “once in a blue moon,” and that “once” is happening on New Year’s Eve. A blue moon is when there are two full moons in one month, and it just so happens that not only will there me a full moon on New Year’s Eve, it will be the second one to occur in December 2009.

Brand X reports that a blue moon happens “just seven times every 19 years.” Huh? What kind of a screwed up statistic is that? That’s about once every 2.7 years. So next time someone says “once in a blue moon” to you, you’ll know what you’re dealing with. It’s about as often as people with jobs get denied no credit check payday loans.

Special keeps getting specialer

Just to make things more interesting, there will also be a partial lunar eclipse on New Year’s Eve. We won’t be able to see it from North America, but people in Asia, Africa and Europe will. A blue moon lunar eclipse is, of course, even less common than a blue moon, and it happens once every 15 to 20 years.

The Associated Press reports that a blue moon New Year’s Eve occurs only once every 19 years. Regarding a blue moon, lunar eclipse and New Year’s Eve ocurring at the same time, the web site Des Pardes says “Such a coincidence has not been witnessed on the planet in the present and previous centuries.”

Whoa. So does that mean this is the most special New Year’s Eve ever?

Be safe

In other super weird news, The Associated Press says a funeral home in Rome, Georgia, is offering free burials to anyone who signs a contract saying he or she will drink or take drugs and drive on New Year’s Eve.

Funeral home officials said the program is designed to save lives by making partygoers think twice about drinking and driving.

Well, it’s a strange way to do it, but reminding people that drinking and driving can have deadly consequences is important.

Don't let your fellow Americans end up on the streets.

I’m sure, at some time or another, everyone has felt badly for a person on the street asking for money. Maybe you even gave that person the change in your pocket. Usually, though, when handing out money to strangers, the person who gives the money is left wondering what the stranger will do with it. That’s where the Modest Needs Foundation comes in.

What if you knew your spare change was going toward someone who really needed it? Someone who would use it for something important? If a trusted neighbor told you he just needed $5 in order to get by, would you help him? The Modest Needs Foundation collects applications from people who just need a little extra cash to get through a rough time. The Modest Needs Foundation web site promises that “Client Advocacy Specialists have performed extensive due diligence” on every application for short-term financial help.

Examples of Modest Needs Foundation clients

Almost anyone who has a job can qualify for no credit check payday loans and get short-term financial help. But not everyone has the means to pay it back with so many people unemployed. Many of the applicants at Modest Needs Foundation need help with medical expenses, a month’s rent or car repairs.

Modest Needs Foundation applicants can only get one-time help. One applicant, who suffers from Multiple Sclerosis, is asking for help to buy a bed. Another says he is out of money after paying for his son’s surgery and now doesn’t have any cash to fix his truck. Though there are just a few sentences about each applicant, Modest Needs Foundation requires documentation showing the applicant needs money, so donors can be reassured that their donations are going to a good cause.

Small donations are a big help

Many people believe that unless they give hundreds of dollars to charity, it won’t make a difference. However, Modest Needs Foundation has story after story about families and individuals who have received help through several small donations. Most Modest Needs Foundation applicants need less than $1,000, and when people start to give, donations add up fast.

You might not have enough to fulfill a person’s application or donate hundreds of dollars, but if you have money to go out for coffee, that money could be put to better use. If you’ve got enough to pay your rent and buy groceries and heat your home, you probably have just a few dollars left over after that. Even $5 can make a difference.

Inspiring stories at Modest Needs Foundation

At modestneeds.org you can read through stories of people who have received help already through Modest Needs Foundation. You can also read about the approved applicants who are seeking help and could use your extra pocket change for shelter, medical bills, beds and other short-term expenses. Make sure you check out the Modest Needs Foundation web site. Here’s an excerpt:

Because Modest Needs has earned the highest possible charity ratings from both Charity Navigator and the Better Business Bureau’s Wise Giving Alliance, you can give with confidence, knowing that we won’t abuse your kindness.

But more importantly, together, we can make sure that no hard-working person is ever forced to choose between taking a child to the doctor and putting food on the table.

There’s no better time for a no credit check payday loan than when a temporary financial setback strikes at home. With Personal Money Store’s online applications you have a secret weapon that’s timeless, and that can help you through any cash situation.

No Credit? No Problem!

Worried about less than perfect credit? Don’t, because with Personal Money Store your credit score doesn’t matter. In today’s economy a living wage is hard to find according to writer Betsy Z. Russell from the Spokesman review newspaper. Betsy states, “Any one lucky enough to find a job in 2008 likely ended up with one that doesn’t pay enough to support a family”. Today we all struggle to make ends meet, so it’s a blessing that payday loans and installment loans for people with bad credit can be a potential opportunity.

Completely Online Without the Hassle of a Fax Machine

Online payday loans are a great resource for all Americans. With Personal Money Store the process is safe, quick, and easy. Let’s face it, not all people have a fax machine at their beck and call, but getting a no credit check payday loan through Personal Money Store is easy because there’s no faxing and it’s completely online. With the economic conditions getting worse, you can feel secure that you can have cash advance that you need in the bank. Personal Money Store is a free online service that can help you get the no credit check payday loan that you need through one of its many reputable lenders and in most cases, in as little as two hours!

Reasons Why No Credit Check Payday Loans Can Help You

Not convinced? Well listen to a few compelling reasons to say yes!

1. Payday loans save your credit score from late payments.
2. Payday loans can help you avoid overdraft fees from you bank.
3. Payday loans can lower overall family financial stress.

I could go on and on about the benefits of an online payday loan, but you won’t know unless you try it out yourself. So check out the easy online application. It’s Safe and confidential. Your no credit check payday cash advance is waiting, just click Apply Now! and you’ll be on your way to financial freedom.

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People with bad credit have the 0ption of applying for no credit check payday loans when they face financial emergencies. But there are other options out there, such as car title loans.

Both types of borrowing have penalties if you default on your payments. The most obvious difference is that with car title loans you run the risk of losing your car if you can’t pay them back. Let’s see how car title loans stack up against no credit check payday loans.

Benefits to both

Pros: Both types of lending are available to people with bad credit because in both cases lenders generally don’t check the borrower’s credit. Both offer cash in a hurry.

One possible benefit of getting a car title loan is that the borrower can potentially get more money. Most no credit check payday loans have a limit for the amount of cash you can borrow. This limit is either set by the state or by the lender itself. The limit on a car title loan is the value of your car. However, I can see how this could be an invitation for irresponsible borrowing. Limits are set on payday loans to avoid putting people in tough financial situations deep in debt. As with most financial situations, the bigger the payout, the bigger the risk.

Use no credit check payday loans instead

The most obvious benefit to payday loans is that you don’t run the risk of losing your car. Car title loans work much like going to a pawn shop. The lender assesses the value of your property and gives you a loan based on that amount. If you default on your loan, you forfeit your property.

Defaulting on payday loans is no picnic in the park. Fees and interest can be steep, but a payday lender won’t repossess any of your property if you have trouble paying it back. Borrowers who have trouble setting their own limits when it comes to spending should definitely look into no credit check payday loans before they run the risk of losing a valuable piece of property through a car title loan.

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Amid record foreclosures, home prices continue to fall at record rates.

Homeowners who lost their homes or fell behind on mortgage payments may be comforted to know that no credit check payday loans can help them in times of financial crisis. However, homeowners who are still paying off their houses probably won’t like what I have to say next: The value of your home has fallen, and it is still going down.

Home prices in the U.S. broke records in November, when they fell 18.2 percent. That is the largest month-over-month  drop the U.S. housing market has seen.

A new reality

Composite data from cities that Standard and Poor has tracked show that home prices have fallen every month for 28 months. It used to be that homes represented good debt, meaning debt that would later create a profit or return on an investment. No credit check payday loans can represent a lucky break for people who have fallen victim to bad debt and gotten black marks on their credit reports.

However, now it seems that homes are in the same boat as cars: they drop in value as soon as you drive them off the lot. Or, in the case of homes, they drop in value as soon as  you sign the mortgage papers. Now would be a great time to buy a home in cash, but we all know that about 1 percent of the population has enough money to do that.

A little help

For homeowners who are in danger of foreclosure, there is a glimmer of hope. The Federal Reserve today adopted some new policies to prevent foreclosures. Specifically, the Fed will modify mortgages that were “rescued” from Bear Stearns Cos. and American International Group Inc.

For people with touchy credit who need to be rescued from overdrawing their bank accounts, no credit check payday loans can save the day.