There were rumors that Michael Jackson’s last will was not Michael Jackson’s last will. There were rumors about what was in it. There were crazy women claiming to be MJ’s wife.

However, now it’s all out in the open. Copies of Michael Jackson’s last will have hit the internet. His last will is, in fact, the one written in 2002. I found a scanned-in copy of the will at The Smoking Gun.

Where the money will go

In Michael Jackson’s last will, regarding his money and property it says:

I give my entire estate to the Trustee or Trustees then acting under that certain Amended and Restated Declaration of Trust executed on March 22, 2002 by me as Trustee and Trustor which is called the MICHAEL JACKSON FAMILY TRUST, giving effect to my amendments thereto made prior to my death. All such assets shall be held, managed and distributed as a part of said Trust according to its terms and not as a separate testamentary trust.

Michael Jackson left his estate and his kids to his mother, Katherine. I wonder how he knew she would outlast him?

I guess that doesn’t really clarify who is responsible for paying all the money lenders MJ owes, but I’ll be honest — I didn’t read all eight pages of Michael Jackson’s last will. The will estimates his estate to be worth $618 million. Let’s not forget, though, this will is from seven years ago.

The kids are off to grandma’s house

It has been common knowledge for quite a while that Michael Jackson wanted his mother to have the kids in the event of his death. However, just in case there was any lingering confusion, the text is now available for all to see:

If any of my children are minors at the time of my death, I nominate my mother, KATHERINE JACKSON as guardian of the persons and estates of such minor children. If KATHERINE JACKSON fails to survive me, or is unable or unwilling to act as guardian, I nominate DIANA ROSS as guardian of the persons and estates of such minor children.

Because of this stipulation that Diana Ross gets the children if Katherine is not around, many people have wondered about Ross’ age. She is 65. Michael Jackson and Diana Ross shared the screen in the 1978 movie release of “The Wiz,” and many sources refer to Michael Jackson as Diana Ross’ “protege.”

Old wives tales

Just to make it perfectly clear, in case Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, the seemingly random woman who has been claiming for years to be Michael Jackson’s “secret wife,” Michael Jackson’s last will says:

I declare that I am not married. My marriage to DEBROAH JEAN ROWE JACKSON has been dissolved. I have three children now living, PRINCE MICHAEL JACKSON, JR., PARIS MICHAEL KATHERINE JACKSON and PRINCE MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON, II. I have no other children, living or deceased.

So, should any seemingly random women have intentions to cry “baby mama” to a Michael Jackson offspring, that issue has already been clarified as well. Good thinking. Michael Jackson’s last will also clarifies that Debbie Rowe gets nothing, in no uncertain terms:

Except as otherwise provided in this Will or in the Trust referred to in Article III hereof, I have intentionally omitted to provide for my heirs. I have intentionally omitted to provide for my former wife, DEBORAH JEAN ROWE JACKSON.

Off of Neverland

In other news of legal rights, it seems no one, not even Michael Jackson, is above the law. The plan was to bury him at Neverland Ranch, but people can’t go around burying bodies wherever they wish, and the Jacksons are no exception. X 17 Online reports:

In order to bury Jackson on the property, the family would need to get permission from local land-use officials and submit an application and paperwork with the state Cemetery and Funeral Bureau. The state application would then need to be approved by the funeral board, a process that could take anywhere from seven to 30 days.

Cash advances came in at the hour of need for me. Hi, I’m Napoleon from the city of Atlanta, Georgia. I work in a food catering company.  Sadness can engulf anyone into a huge sense of emptiness; I witnessed loss recently and it was devastating to say the least.

My loving grandma

When I was small, my parents separated and since then I stayed with my younger brother, Clarence and my grandma. Clarence was a college student. My grandma was 76 years old. Even though it was very difficult for my grandma to take care of us because of her age, she managed to raise us well.

I moved away

Two years ago, I finished my college and left Tallahassee to work in Atlanta as a manager in a food catering company. At first I used to regularly come to my home town to see my grandma but last year I got so busy with work that I could not find the time to see her and my brother. Every month I made sure that I would send some amount of money to grandma for her expenses.

The unthinkable was about to happen.

One day Clarence called and told me that grandma was very sick; her health condition was deteriorating and she urgently needed money for the medical treatment. I assured him that I would get money to him right away and grandma would get all right. I sent all the money I had for her treatment. However, her kidneys failed and she died. I was devastated.

I needed a cash advance loan

Every moment from my childhood with my grandma started to flash in front of me. I wanted to go Tallahassee for the funeral. To my shame, I did not have enough money to travel and manage the funeral. I explained my situation to my boss and asked him for a cash advance on my next paycheck. I had to leave in the middle of the month and my financial situation was bad. My boss suggested I go online for a cash advance loan. This was not only a great idea, but the only option left for me.

Money when I needed

The cash advance loan I applied for was approved within a few hours and it was directly deposited into my bank account. Although I was told that the cash advance would reach me in no time, I was relieved to see it actually happening. The next day I reached my home town. Even though I was emotionally devastated, I somehow managed to get through the funeral process and its expenses. Thanks to the cash advance, I could manage everything. By the next paycheck, I was able to repay the loan amount.

When devastated by grief, look to get a cash advance to help. Many people go about it the wrong way. They worry about money when they don’t really have to because a cash advance can be the solution to any immediate money problems.

A payday loan will get me out of this pickle. Here’s how I got into it… I went to an unusual funeral yesterday. My old schoolmate, Sid, bought it when he skidded off the N55 and hit a tree at about 90 miles an hour. Sid was always a little wild and was never a great driver. We met at elementary school and were firm friends throughout our lives, the last five years lunching together every Tuesday at Steve’s Sandwich Shop on Maple Street. It was quite painful for me to watch Sid’s departure after more than sixty years of active friendship.

Sid, the amateur computer buff

Sid’s funeral was different. His wife of forty-eight years, Clara, is a strong-willed and determined woman and she made a decision an hour after she received the news of her husband’s death. She asked the Funeral Director to lengthen Sid’s grave by about 18 inches, not that Sid was extra tall, but she wanted to bury Sid’s computer with him.

“Sid was always fiddling with his computer, adding programs and memory and games, deleting stuff, undoing the screws at the back and messing with all those chips and wires and thingies inside. I am sure no one else can use the computer after all the changes he made to it, so I decided it should go with its master. And perhaps it will be of some consolation to poor Sidney, wherever he is!” she added, a tear rolling down her cheek. “I will ask our son Tony to apply for a payday loan and we will buy a new computer for the house, one that Sid has not modified and that will always work when we switch it on.”

We bury Sid

We stood around the grave and watched as the coffin bearing Sid was laid in its final resting place. Silently the cemetery workers then placed the keyboard, screen and disk drive, each clad in a see-through plastic dust cover, in place at the head of the grave. Prayers were read, a few short eulogies were delivered and we were about to file away from the graveside when Clara clutched my arm.

My cell phone goes with Sid

“Pete, do you have your cell phone on you?” I passed it over. “Thank you,” she said. “I will bury this with Sid too. The email may be problematic and a phone is more reliable. Perhaps he will want to make contact with me.” She tossed my phone into the hole and smiled at me. “Poor Sydney!” she sobbed.

No more emails from Sid?

I have to say that I would be surprised to receive e-mails or phone calls from Sid in the future, but who really knows?

I won’t take it with me

You understand now why I need a new cell phone. I hate the things. They keep you tied to the leash as it were; they ring at the most inconvenient times and the battery is always flat when you need to make an urgent call. I would love to return to the pre-mobile phone era of freedom and silence. But what can I do?  I’ve learned I can’t live without one.  How soon can I get that payday loan to buy a new cell phone?

Death Is Tragic

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