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Quick Payday Loan Rescued Me From the Underground Railroad

Locked in the Past, Cash Strapped in the Present Not long ago, I needed a quick payday loan to help me out of a jam. Thankfully, my cell phone gets reception underground. Otherwise, I’d still be aging with the wine thanks to the cobwebs in my wallet. There’s a story to this, so bear with
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Payday Cash Advances | Don’t Lose Sleep Over Money Again!

Payday Cash Advances: a cure for insomnia? We can all agree that no matter how diligently you work to keep your finances in a good place, something always is going to come along that puts it in check. Give yourself the power to attack this opponent head on with payday cash advances obtained with the
President Obama presidential reunion video : SNL presidents for the CFPA

When Funny or Die puts its collective brains together to make a point, nobody is safe. Their most recent bit of political commentary is a presidential reunion of Saturday Night Live proportions. The Funny or Die presidential reunion brings together an all-star cast of SNL presidents (and a guest or two) to talk about the
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Energizer Hardcase Tactical Flashlight | Light & Bash to Safety

Get in the swing of things We all know that it’s important to have the right tool for the job. If you need a flashlight to light the way in dark places, you want one you can rely upon. If you’re in a different kind of dark place, you may need a blunt object to
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Burlington Coat Factory Riot Breaks Out

Woman didn’t keep promise to buy clothes A word to the wise, people: If you’re ever out shopping and someone marches into the store and says she’ll pay for $500 worth of merchandise for everyone, remember that sometimes people lie. Furthermore, if this happens to you, please exercise further common sense by realizing that if
Nest eggs are hard to com by when you live on chicken feed

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You work hard to bring home the bacon but you live on chicken feed The rent is due Your landlord doesn’t care why you’re down and out. He makes a bundle, but he won’t pay a penny for your thoughts. In his eyes you’re a deadbeat and he wants cold hard cash. You live from
Itching to live in a big city? You'll probably spend more time in your car than you do in your dramatically overpriced home.

Comparing Cost of Living | Use CNN Money Calculator

Sticking to my story A few weeks ago I wrote an article called “I’m Sorry I Don’t Want to Live in the Big City.” Yet another couple of my friends are moving across the state this weekend, further aggravating my condition. My condition is one of mild irritation. It gets inflamed when people who live

Israeli study links clowns and IVF success by reducing stress

A recent study has found a link between clowns and IVF success, or a successful in-vitro fertilization. The study found that women undergoing IVF treatment were more likely to become pregnant if visited by a “medical clown” because the clowns reduce stress. Link discovered between clowns and IVF success A link was recently found between

Woman kills boyfriend by sitting on him, get probation

“I feel there wasn’t no justice” Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. – “Sit on My Face,” Monty Python Dysfunctional relationships and domestic abuse are not laughing matters. If you feel you are in a dangerous relationship, contact
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Deep Fried Butter | Where Do I Sign Up?

What I wouldn’t give to have it in my mouth I may need a loan till payday. Why? Because I have to stock up on butter and buy a deep fryer. I want to feel those slick gifts glide down my tongue. I want to embrace it in my mouth until my taste buds are
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Oregon man changes name to Captain Awesome

Douglas Allen Smith Jr. has changed his identity to become Captain Awesome. The 27-year-old Oregonian decided a change in his legal name was needed and he needed something with panache. So, he legally changed his name to Captain Awesome. Douglas Allen Smith is now Captain Awesome Unemployed cabinet maker Douglas Allen Smith Jr., 27, of Eugene,

Top 12 Strange College Scholarships

Finding money for college requires creativity Are you or someone you know preparing to go to college? Whether you’re a first time college applicant or a returning student, significant preparation is involved, particularly on the financial level. Payday loans won’t finance your journey through the halls of academia, so you’d do yourself good if you
Two executive employees of Yahoo! are pictured. They're natives of Topeka, Kansas, which is one reason why this Topeka – Google photo appears here.

Deconstructing Topeka | A Google April Fool with legs

If you dig into Topeka, you’re bound to find good potatoes. That’s what “topeka” means in the Kansa and Ioway languages, according to Wikipedia: “To dig good potatoes.” But if you Google Topeka (or is it Topeka Google?), you will be caught in an infinite loop in which questions like “Why does Google say Topeka?”
The “congealed wobbling blob of copyright,” just in time for Christmas.

Christmas quotes to warm the cockles of your heart

Christmas is here, and whether you’re basking in the warm, fuzzy feelings of friends, family and spiked egg nog or spending it alone in the dark because Santa stole your girl and you’re waiting for the round mound to slip down the chimney and come within range of your electric cattle prod, it’s time for

Cash Loans Saved This Iced Deer Lover

I didn’t even get to chocolate-braise them I’m a pretty bouncy kind of guy. OK, I’m round. Descriptive enough for you? Crushed by deer meat Nothing really gets me down. But I was nearly crushed by my deer meat adventure… that is, until cash loans saved me from feeling down. My story This happened to
Here we see the Loch Ness Monster, which has spawned more than its share of legends and hoaxes.

The Top 10 April Fools pranks ever (Pt. 2)

It pays to be prepared when April Fools Day comes along, which means that you must be up on your history of the Top 10 April Fools pranks ever. Keep in mind that you might need payday loans to duplicate things on that scale. Without further ado, and straight from the Museum of Hoaxes, here
George Clooney had the right idea when he dated a waitress. That could just be the way to end poverty.

My Solution to Narrow the Gap Between Haves and Have-Nots

To dream the impossible equation A few days ago, as I was reading about one very wealthy person getting engaged to another very wealthy person, I came up with a solution to poverty. Unfortunately, it is a solution that only works mathematically, not realistically. My idea is this: if rich people married poor people, the