Dockers free pants khaki giveaway has people craving chinos
Hopefully, you're in a better position than these guys to go to dockers.com/freepants. (Photo: Wikipedia.org)
Perhaps we can blame IT on everyone leaving their pants on the ground. But whatever the case, Super Bowl commercials this season featured the Dockers ad “Men Without Pants.” Not only that, but there were other pantsless ads to be had. But did any of them offer Dockers as free pants? I didn’t think so. So you can stuff your CareerBuilder.com “Casual Friday,” Coca-Cola “Sleepwalker” (my daughter thought this was funny, though) and the Tim Tebow pro-life advertorial. Because as we all know, life begins without any pants, Tim Tebow’s included. Payday loans may come later.
2,010 free pairs of Dockers at Dockers.com/freepants
“Calling all men: It’s time to wear the pants” is what Dockers is selling, and enough people crave Dockers free pants from Dockers.com/freepants that the server crashed for a while. Here’s how it works. Each time you enter, you’re reserving a chance to win one of the Dockers free 2,010 pants. Each time you enter per E-mail, you’ll receive a coupon good for 15 percent off at Dockers.com (for Dockers “not free” pants). Coupon is good until February 22, 2010. Enter at Dockers.com/freepants daily through February 15 for your chance to win one of the Dockers free 2,010 pants.
Speaking of men without pants, here’s a Men Without Hats snack break
Other Super Bowl commercials sin pantalones
As I understand it, CareerBuilder.com aired a “Casual Friday” commercial where men and women around the office were decked out in underwear. Reports indicate this doesn’t sit well with all those involved, making the hunt for new employment – through Careerbuilder.com – a necessity. Bingo, bango, bongo, I get it! Brilliant!
I enjoyed Coca-Cola’s “Sleepwalker” ad. It made my little daughter laugh, but hopefully it has not programmed her developing brain to seek soda pop at all costs, and without pants to boot. I say that the pursuit of sugary soft drinks (yes, sugary… go back to the old formula and skip this artificial sweetener poison) is an endeavor that is safest when our nether-regions are protected, preferably by Dockers free khaki pants. Of course, the optimal pocket condition is for them to be stuffed with cash from payday loans.
Related Video:
