You Want Erin Andrews Video Peep Pictures? (Pt. 2)

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CLICK HERE if you missed the beginning of this article. I’m talking about Bill Belew’s view of the whole Erin Andrews video peep pictures thing. He’s one Christian with something to say. Will you listen? Will you take out a payday loan or cash advance for a gold leaf Bible?

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In his view, Christians don’t think this to be a big deal. In one sense, he’s correct. Viral videos are by their very definition overblown to ridiculous proportions. My problem with the video is not that Erin Andrews is naked (which I’m sure is lovely), but that the film was taken against her will in a hotel. That’s illegal. If I had Erin Andrews’ permission to view said video, I’d consider it. Because I’m a man, because I’m a sports fan, because I’m human. I would not go blind into that dark night of lust.

Then comes… the scripture

Belew believes there’s a scripture that applies to this situation. I’m going to share it with you, because I enjoy those almost as much as I like to hear about Thor’s conflict with Loki. When WILL that conniving conjurer learn that the Goldilocks with the thunderbolts will not be defeated (except at Ragnarok)?

Friends, turn in your Bibles to Matthew 5:28 and hear Jesus:

But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

And that would anger Wotan and Andy Capp. Marriage is – in the purest, animal sense – contrary to natural selection (at least for most animals). As humans, however, we have complex emotions and can make monogamous choices based upon the chemically engendered concept of love. That’s biology evolved over the millennia.

He wants to look

“Yes, I am a guy and I did want to look,” writes Belew. But he didn’t. And his self-denial may eventually take time off his life, but that’s his path to tread. Erin Andrews video peep pictures might actually renew the soul. If you haven’t tried, how do you know that they won’t? Please get permission from Ms. Andrews first, however…

Speaking of renewing the vital spark of humanity, one of my favorite novelists, Tom Robbins, had this to say about the writing process: “You should always write with an erection, even if you’re a woman.” What he’s saying is that some of the greatest, most rapturous displays of human creativity have come from the most basic core of our being: love, lust, anger, joy, elation and humor, to name a few. Holding back human nature in order to be a foot soldier for a guy in a book, in my opinion, creates psychosis, unhappiness and has killed millions of people.

Belew has gone Christian on Farrah and Michael, too

Farrah Fawcett was a sex icon to millions. Michael Jackson was a pop icon to even more. Belew wears the fact that he didn’t look at photos of Farrah in Playboy as a badge of pride, which doesn’t seem very Christian to me (if I were into that kind of thing). This is very different that the Erin Andrews video peep pictures case in that Farrah willingly submitted to having her picture taken for the magazine. She agreed to allow the public to view her, and it was her decision alone. As is yours to apply for a payday loan. Just in case, you can apply right here!

But here Bill goes with the “you people” hypotheticals, again. “If you don’t believe in life after death, then just get on with your day. If you do believe in life after death, the Bible answers the question on how to prepare.” He’s asking if we’re prepared for a life after death when he directs us to John 14:1-6, but I think he’s also making some speculation as to whether Farrah (or, more specifically, those who have viewed her in her nakedness) are prepared. His footnote that “these is no judgment here, no condemnation of Farrah” is hypocritical, to say the least. The implication from the scripture is that some doubting Thomases out there will not know the way to be “saved.” Connect the dots from there… why won’t they know the way? Because they won’t go through Jesus; they’ll be corrupted.

Wait, wait. Are we having a road trip? Is it a parade? I do so love a parade. Will Thor and Loki be there? Or Erin Andrews, who resembles Aphrodite? And you mentioned Jesus. Would that be Jesus Alou, former San Francisco Giants outfielder? I love baseball!

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