Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson’s Moneymaking Scheme

Woman claims she’s Michael Jackson’s ’secret wife’

Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, if that is her real name, has re-filed her civil claims petition alleging that she was Michael Jackson’s secret wife. Just in case this is the first time you’ve heard of Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, I’ll emphasize the word “re-filed.”

This woman has been trying for quite some time to get her hands on Michael Jackson’s fortune, and his death has given her another opportunity to continue her charade. I don’t know if she’s using short-term loans or Kool-Aid to pay her legal counsel, but her story is so full of holes a lawyer would have to be crazy to help her.

From StarPulse:

The woman who claimed she was the biological mother of Michael Jackson’s three children has re-filed her family law case in Los Angeles Superior Court

Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who has claimed to be Jackson’s secret wife, filed for a legal separation from the King of Pop in December and prior to that went public with claims she carried the pop star’s children, Paris, Prince Michael and Prince Michael II, to term – and called Jacko’s official ex, Debbie Rowe, an impostor.

The woman, who has described herself as “a black Jew born in Britain,” also went to court in 2006 in a bid to lay claim to Jackson’s Neverland Ranch, child support payments and shared custody of the pop star’s three children. Nona Jackson claimed she’s known Jackson since he was a teenager, and that she’s written over 3,000 songs for him.

The lawsuit was thrown out in 2006 and rejected again in 2007, but the case wasn’t dismissed completely – Nona Jackson was told to make a better presentation of her evidence.

The biggest Jackson joke

I have heard many, many, many punchlines about Michael Jackson — we all have. But this has got to be the biggest joke that Michael Jackson is involved in I’ve ever heard. This woman filed for child support and custody of her alleged kids before she filed for a separation?

Of course, I could continue to point out the countless facts that make her case nothing more than a laughing matter, but that almost seems like it would validate its existence. Instead, I’ll share Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson’s “demands” included in the petition she filed today. From TMZ:

Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who lives in London, asks “that all my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately” and “my husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body [sic] or the mortuary immediately.”

Here is my favorite part of the document Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson filed L.A. County Superior Court:

She now claims, “Though he died to this earth he lives with my father [Satan the Devil] Khalid Lucifer.”

The doc says “For any questions, I can be contacted at [email address removed] or leave my children alone.”