How to get started in the Foreign Exchange
The ad in the title of this article keeps popping up on my screen; so much so that I eventually clicked on it to see what was going on. It’s not difficult to understand, even for me, a non-money man if there was ever one. These people are selling software that I guess you install on your computer and which allows you to start wheeling and dealing in Foreign Exchange, about which you know nothing. I was duly impressed and when I tried to close it, a notice informed me that a live person was waiting to speak to me and I should think twice before exiting. I was even more impressed, but passed on the offer.
Double your money every month
According to this ad, if I invest say $100, this Foreign Exchange Robot, to give it its full name, will play with my money and bring me back $200 at the and of the month. I will then give him that same $200 and he will return $400 to me. According to my first grade arithmetic, I will have $409,600 after 12 months. That stopped me in mid-keystroke. One more month and I will have a million bucks! I will be a millionaire. Millionaires don’t work do they? No more Payday Loans, no more Cash Advances, life will be just me and my bank account.
Is it okay if I ask a question?
Even if I am only investing $100 in this scheme, I would like to ask some questions. Actually, I only have one question: have you guys got this software up and running on your computers at home? If so, how come you are still working? Or is it that you want everyone in the world to make half a million in the first year? Have you guys set up a marketing operation in Africa or India or China – you’d find a lot of investors there.
I happen to know a currency dealer. The guy is a bleary-eyed shuffling character who falls asleep at a pause in the conversation. I once asked him if he was feeling okay and he replied, “I work all night, every night. I sit in front of my computer without a break – there is currency activity in some country or another 24 hours a day. My health is shot, my nerves are in tatters and I drink a bottle of scotch every night. You didn’t ask but the answer is yes, I make a lot of money.” He then passed out. This new foreign currency trading deal sounds a lot better.
The robot does the work
The software that is being advertised employs a robot. All you have to do, is put up your money – they suggest you start with play-play money in case something goes wrong – hit the start button, fill your glass with scotch, lean back and listen to your personal cash register bells ringing as the money pours in.
Here I come!
The bottom end of this long ad reads, “If you want to take advantage of this ONCE IN A LIFETIME Opportunity at the special launch price of USD $149 (you will NEVER be billed again and you will enjoy ALL the benefits of (FAP Turbo) as a lifetime member) I suggest you act fast before we raise the price.”
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