It’s time to find a new place to live
This old planet earth is full, all used up and ruined beyond repair. In short, it can no longer support us and our hedonistic way of life. We need a place with unlimited water to waste, more air than we can possible breathe with our little lungs, millions of barrels of oil near the surface, gold, diamonds and tons and tons of all that other shiny stuff.
We’ve done a great job wrecking planet earth
Most of all we need a new system of money, stocks, mortgages, taxation, medical care and real estate. The ones we have and which ground to a halt between the years 2006 and 2009 were established in the Garden of Eden back in the year Dot, exactly 5769 years ago. They were good for the first 5,700 years and everyone was happy.
All the people who did understand these systems are gone and there is no one on the planet who knows for certain what’s happening. We need to make some quick decisions here before the whole thing melts down and spins off into the never-never or worse, the never-ever.
Back in 1940
69 years ago, in 1940, we discovered all sorts of goodies and we went mad buying them, selling them, making them go faster and higher and deeper, using them for the wrong purposes. Some of them were good and some were even great, like the Payday Loan system which we will keep in our new world, but others are terrible and we are not taking them with us.
Why we are leaving
It’s simple. We are leaving because:
- We can no longer understand or control our economic and financial systems.
- We can no longer cope with our environmental problems.
- We can no longer cope with our weather, the hurricanes, tsunamis and earthquakes.
- We can no longer cope with the religious hatred that is running rampant all over the planet.
- We can no longer cope with the poverty we have developed.
- There’s not enough water for everyone.
- There’s not enough food for everyone.
- Parts of the planet are full.
In short, it’s time to move on and start afresh in a new Garden of Eden.
The new place
The new place will be called Utopia. At the moment it is referred to as K79 by the astronomers and is only a couple of billion light years away, no great challenge for NASA and AMTRAK. All our old systems will be revised, modernized and upgraded. We will make sure that everything works properly and that everyone understands what’s going on.
A new medicine
At the moment we have medicines for everything you can think of. Some of them work very well, some of them work moderately, meaning sometimes, and some of them don’t work at all but you can still buy them and the doctors still prescribe them and the drugstores rub their hands and still sell them.
We need a medicine to keep ‘human-greed’ under control, a sort of appetite suppressant, a ‘desire downer.’ It must work for money, greed and misguided political ambition.
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