Adolf Hitler Campbell | Denied Cake Today, Payday Loans Tomorrow

By Jerry Swanson, your payday loan news source

Good Frosting, Bad Application!

Heath Campbell of Greenwich couldn’t have bought a cake for his son’s birthday had he borrowed a payday loan. The local supermarket refused the request made by Heath for his three year old son’s birthday party.

Why was he refused?

Because the name of his son was to be put on the cake with frosting but his name “Adolf Hitler Cambell” ruffled some feathers at the supermarket and abroad.

Why name the child Adolf Hitler?

The father, Heath Campbell, says he named his kid “Adolf Hitler Campbell” because he knew nobody else would be using the name. It’s an interesting excuse to say the least. There is good reason why nobody is using the name. After all, Adolf Hitler was one of the most evil men ever to walk the face of the earth. Surely Heath and his wife could have been more creative in their name search, or perhaps they’re racist.

Let’s Hope These Children Don’t Live Up To The Names They Have Been Given

If you thought payday loans were controversial wait until you hear what he’s named his other children.  Adolf is just one of the three children of Heath Cambell. Heath’s other two children have some interesting names as well. A two year old by the name of “JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell” and a one year old by the name of “Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.”

Names to live up to? I don’t think so!

Names of the Past to be Carried By These Children of the Future

All three were named after racist figures. “Adolf Hitler,” responsible for the systematic genocide of various groups of people, most notably the Jews, in which he was responsible for the execution of an estimated six million people.

Aryan Nation” comes from the ethnic nation Adolf Hitler sought to create of blonde haired, blue eyed Germans that he wanted to repopulate the world with.  Aryan, in and of itself, is an ancient Persian word meaning “pure.”

Honszlynn Hinleer Jeannie Cambell was named after Heinrich Luitpold Himmler, a Nazi German politician who was the leader of the Schutzstaffel under Adolf Hitler. Himmler pushed relentlessly for a master race of Nordic Aryans and was seeking to extinguish all other blood lines.

What Does Heath Have To Say About All This?

It’s easy to understand why the supermarket turned away the extra cash by denying Heath Cambell the cake for his son but Heath seemed a little confused with the events and said the following.

“They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did”

Heath has a point and claims, despite the names he has chosen for a his three children, that he isn’t racist. Heath says he will encourage his son Adolf to mix both religiously and romantically with people of other races and colors.  Yeah, and Ohio’s legislators want to keep payday loans around.

He went on record saying that at little Adolf Hitler Cambell’s birthday party there was a mixed bunch, not as in boys or girls but as in race and nationalities. Heath shot back at those that were shouting claims that he was racist, with the following,

“If I were so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?” He also said, “Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That’s fine, I don’t really care. That’s his choice”

Names From A Dark Past May Hold A Dark Future

Despite Heath’s claims of innocence after being called a racist, his son, Adolf, as well as his other children are likely to be held guilty by association with the names they have been given.

The supermarket may be denying his cake today, but when the boy becomes a young man, his application for employment when he’s in search of a choice job and reliable payday will likely be denied as well. Adolf Hitler Campbell may even have a hard time applying for payday loans.

It may be awhile before this whole thing “FROSTS” over.

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Discussion of Adolf Hitler Campbell | Denied Cake Today, Payday Loans Tomorrow

This post has 5 comments

  1. vkingston says:

    Are you serious? You name all three of your kids after racist figures, and you’re still claiming you’re not racist. There’s definitely something wrong with this picture. You don’t have to be blind to miss it. Oh, and I love his respond – “Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That’s fine, I don’t really care. That’s his choice.” So in other words you’re saying that despite how hard you train your kids to be chauvinistic, there’s a possibility that they might get “unlucky” and decide to go against your standards.

  2. Perky On Payday says:

    Whatever this guy has been smoking, is some powerful stuff. He named his kid Adolf Hitler? There was a judge in New Zealand that starting declaring children wards of the court that had been given ridiculous names by their parents in order to legally change their names(one unfortunate individual had been named Sex Fruit by her parents) and I think it might be a good time for the same to happen in this case.

  3. sam says:

    interesting reading………takes all kinds

  4. LaDonna says:

    To Heath Campbell: Are you insane, or just smoking too much crack? First, do you have any idea the hell your son is in for during his 12 years of secondary eduation? I shudder to think of the bullying he will endure because of your selfishness, insensitivity, and cruelty.
    Second, you said, “…people need to…focus…on the future and not on the past.” How many of your family were gassed to death and burned in ovens by the Nazis? Do you have a tatoo on your arm of the number you were assigned at Aushwitz?
    You’re every bit as sick as the demon you named your son after. You are in need of serious psychological help, and soon your son will be, too. God help him. You’re certainly not.

  5. J Riz says:

    When we named our children, we thought about how they might be treated because of their names. I guess this Heath “Bar” guy didn’t.

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