Palin was Protecting Our Right to Payday Loans-What’s Next?

Sarah Palin worked to protect our rights to payday loans. Now that the election is over, what will Sarah Palin do?

A New Clothing Line.
Sarah Palin drew such attention with the clothes and the shoes she wore. It was reported that Sarah spent over $150,000 on her clothes and shoes in just the first month on the campaign trail. Well, I have to admit, it worked. Everyone was talking about her clothes. Her position on the war, the economy or any issue took a backstage to what she was wearing today. Many of us found ourselves, even though we felt it to be almost wrong, waiting for Sarah to step away from the podium to see what she was wearing today. She stole the campaign style spotlight. Why not put her natural ability to use and start the “Sarah Palin Clothes Line?”

A New Eyeglass Line.

Then there were the eyeglasses. Just because she wore them, people ran out in droves, even getting payday loans, to buy the Kawasaki 704 eyeglass frames. She could start a new eyeglass line. She could call her new company the “Governor’s Glasses.”

Sarah’s Shooting Shop.
How about a hunting shop? She could sell rifles and all the gear that goes along with hunting. She could adorn the walls with photos of her standing next to the caribou or moose that she killed and could even put their heads on the walls. What about a line of Caribou Barbies to sell behind the counter?

A Talk Show Host.
There is no doubt that Sarah Palin can talk. She has charisma and she grabs our attention. Just look at the double-digit ratings gains after her appearances on “Saturday Night Live” and the “CBS Evening News.” When it came to politics, people seemed to love her or hate her — there didn’t seem to be much middle ground. Yet everyone watched her. What more do you need if you are a talk show host? The question is: does she do an Oprah-style syndicated talk show or more of a Glen Beck-like cable news show. Maybe one topic she’ll cover could ge our right to continue to have payday loans.

A Reality Television Show.
The Alaska setting as a backdrop. A pregnant teenager. Sarah Palin-the grandma, sitting on her porch with a rifle in her lap, protecting Alaska from the Russians just across the border. It has the makings for a perfect Reality TV show. Kind of the “Osbornes” meet “The Brady Bunch.” She could call it, “The Palin Bunch.”

A Book Deal.
Somewhere, someone will want to write about her life. They could call it, “I Almost was the Vice President of the United States,” or “Tina Fey Impersonated Me.”

So Many Choices.
Oh wait, Sarah Palin does have a day job, for at least the next two years. She is, after all, the Governor of Alaska. I understand there is a bridge to nowhere that needs finishing. At least in Alaska, she can continue to work to be sure Alaskan’s have the financial freedom to obtain payday loans. No matter what she chooses, I don’t believe Sarah Palin will just drift off into the sunset. As a famous actor once said, “She’ll be back.”